Ode to a Greek Fraternity

M. Fennell

1993

 

Meet my fraternity brothers

They all think just like me

For initiation rights

Included several nights

Of free lobotomies



 

Come over Friday night

They guys are putting on a dance

Hear the DJ jam

In the room we'll cram

Your reputation will be enhanced

 

We're the United Colors of Crayola

Accepting all peoples and creeds

If you want some fun

And to meet someone

Then alcohol is all you need

 

We are lost without each other

Preferring nepotism in our jobs

Yet as time goes on

We remain headstrong

By following Calvin and Hobbes